Written By Sabbatha Ashevale
Coming off a wild holiday Metalhead Horoscopes and Ozzy Osbourne’s epic Back To The Beginning farewell concert, it’s no surprise if the week starts off a little foggy. People might be running on fumes, minds drifting while bodies go through the motions. Chalk it up to Mercury blazing ahead of the Sun, stirring up impulsive vibes and emotional detours.
Saturn linking up with Neptune on the cusp of Aries brings some strange energy, but also a rare moment of clarity. It’s a wake up call to stay grounded, question what’s real, and don’t let illusions or hype lead you off track.
Mercury also connects with Jupiter in Gemini this week, shining a spotlight on truth, timing, and long term vision. Don’t just react, zoom out and see where things might be headed. The path forward is full of choice and potential… and it all starts with awareness.
So shake off the cobwebs, tune your inner guitar, and ride the riff. Strange energy or not, this week’s got power if you know how to use it.
“The universe is a stage and every sign is a band. Some are headlining. Some are imploding. All are loud.” Sabbatha Ashevale
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
This week kicks off like the opening blast beat of your favorite death metal track, intense, fast, and relentless. You’ve got the drive to tear through every overdue task like a chainsaw through plywood. The hardest part? Hitting “go.” But once you do, it’s all momentum, baby. People are watching, and your passion is contagious. New collaborations may rise from the smoke don’t be surprised if you form a killer supergroup with musicians who speak your same loud, distorted language as you do.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Symptom of The Universe
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You’re the slow burning doom riff this week, steady, unshakable, and building to something massive. Don’t rush through the song. Let each moment unfold with purpose. There’s something sultry in the air too… could be romance, could be desire, could be both wrapped in leather. Don’t jump to conclusions, what starts as an awkward intro may turn into your next favorite chorus. Let the unknown surprise you.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Into The Void
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Drama is swirling like a pit at a crust punk gig, and you’re best keeping your Doc Martens out of it. Stay backstage, stay cool, and use this time to work on your own music. Creatively, you’re on fire. Personally, your intuition is dialed to 11, even if what you’re hearing sounds like feedback at first. Trust the distortion. Trust the gut. It’s guiding you to write your next anthem.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Spiral Atchitect
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
It might feel like business as usual, but beneath the surface, something’s shifting like tectonic plates beneath a blackened earth. People are noticing you, even if you don’t notice them noticing you. This week’s all about subtle flexes: show your talent without ego, and let your creative light shine. Don’t grip the mic too hard. Adapt like you’re playing live with broken strings, improvise, adjust, and melt some faces off.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Children of The Grave
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Time to trade the spotlight for the strategy table. This week’s not about roaring, it’s about listening. The crowd may seem unsure, but that’s where your cool confidence comes in. Read the room like a seasoned frontperson. Your natural leadership is needed, but it has to be tempered with patience. Not every riff needs to be a solo, sometimes the groove is in the rhythm section.
Your lucky song of the week: Ozzy Osbourne – No More Tears
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
You’re catching the eye of the crowd and maybe the ear of a few industry types, too. But don’t let it go to your head. This week brings deep emotional reverb and if you’re not grounded, it’ll drown out your purpose. Stay focused on your craft. Don’t just play the notes, feel them. The ones who matter are listening, and if you stay sharp, this set could take you to the next stage.
Your lucky song of the week: Ozzy Osbourne – I Don’t Know
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
You’re vibin’ like a synthwave intro this week, chill, magnetic, effortlessly cool. Your social presence is strong, but don’t just go with the flow. Ask questions. Check the facts. What feels like harmony could actually be dissonance in disguise. This is a week to speak clearly, listen carefully, and keep your rhythm tight. A missed beat now could throw off the whole set later.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Fairies Wear Boots
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
This week demands precision. No room for sloppy solos or backstage drama. You need a battle plan, not a jam session. Stay out of other people’s squabbles unless you want to be the scapegoat. Triple check your work, sharpen your instincts, and commit to excellence. The fine print might seem boring, but it’s the hidden track that unlocks success.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – War Pigs
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
You’re rising from the ashes this week like a phoenix in a studded jacket. What felt like failure is about to morph into triumph. People are watching how you handle the fire. Keep your integrity intact and watch the universe start clapping. That sweet reward? It’s coming. But be warned: temptation’s gonna test you. Stay true to your values, and you’ll score more than just bragging rights.
Your lucky song of the week: Ozzy Osbourne – Road To Nowhere
CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 20)
You’re normally the one who plays it by the book but this week, that book might as well be on fire. Old methods are failing like a forgotten side project. Adapt. Shift gears. Experiment. It’ll feel awkward, but the payoff is huge. Others are starting to see the soulful depth beneath your hardcore exterior. Let them in, but only if they respect your tempo.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Changes
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Your sixth sense for spotting BS is razor sharp this week. Don’t sign anything until you’ve read the fine print first. Someone may be offering a hand up but are they lifting you, or pulling strings? Look twice. Still, there’s money to be made and stages to conquer if you play it smart. Time’s on your side, so don’t rush. Precision is your power chord.
Your lucky song of the week: Ozzy Osbourne – Perry Mason
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
You’ve got that elusive frontperson magic right now. Everyone’s drawn to your aura, your sound, your vibe. Even your struggles could end up being part of your next great song. But don’t burn out trying to carry the whole band. Know when to step forward and when to chill out backstage with a cold drink. The people who’ve got your back will make themselves known. Trust the leap. It might just land you where you were meant to be all along.
Your lucky song of the week: Black Sabbath – Planet Caravan
And that’s the prophecy, straight from the stars wailing through a stack of Marshall amps. But before we ride Into The Void, let’s raise our horns to the godfather of metal himself, Ozzy Osbourne. For every Bark At The Moon and every riff soaked sermon of chaos that shaped metal into the beautiful beast it is today… we thank you. Your Diary Of A Madman made magic, your weird made us feel seen, and your voice will echo through every power chord from now ‘til the end of days.
Long live the Prince of Darkness. 🤘🦇
Sabbatha Ashvale is Metal Lair’s resident doom priestess and celestial saboteur. Born under a blood moon and raised on black metal and runes made from bone, she charts the stars the way others read liner notes. Loud, cryptic, and a little dangerous. Her horoscopes are less “love & light” and more “light the match and face the void.”
Each week, Sabbatha Ashvale conjures your fate from the flaming wreckage of planetary chaos, translating cosmic noise into prophecy for the pit. Whether the stars are moshing or meditating, she’ll tell you what it means with riffs, realness, and a side of gutterals.