Welcome to Weekly Metalhead Horoscopes Week of : September 14 to 20, 2025
Written By Sabbatha Ashvale
It’s another week of eclipse season. The moon is waning toward a solar eclipse on the 21st, more on that in next week’s metalhead horoscopes! Now is a great time to stand up to Gatekeepers and their limited beliefs.
Mercury faces off with rigid Saturn on the 17th and hazy Neptune on the 18th, making conversations about metal genres more complicated than usual. But Mercury enters Libra on the 18th, bringing the metal community together. Venus enters practical Virgo on the 19th, where the love planet shows her devotion through slow metal ballads. Venus then squares off with Uranus on the 20th, bringing unconventional music and unexpected metalhead romance.
This week is full of action like hard working roadies but also quite sleepy like a doom riff. What’s happening now is meant to be lived like being in the front row at an arena show, not analyzed through a cell phone screen.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re the one having the most fun right now while playing on stage. But this week brings challenges in communication and confusion with the rest of the band around details. You accidentally double-book an interview at the same time as your album cover photo shoot on the 18th, and it’s very annoying. With Venus now in Virgo, self-love is shown through taking care of yourself and your fans will notice the difference the next time you step on stage.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Angelcorpse – Into The Storm of Steel
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Writing new music has consumed you for the past several weeks, and you finally get some relief on the 15th. Take the day to relax and enjoy some time off with the rest of the band. Your ruling planet Venus enters Virgo on the 19th, initiating your most creative and romantic time of year. Your lyrics will drip with magic, and you may even meet your metalhead soulmate under the glow of venue lights.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Bell Witch – Mirror Reaper
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The music room project that’s been front and center for weeks, if not months hits a difficult roadblock this week. You thought it would be ready to show off, but it turns out that vintage turntable is on backorder. It’s time for Plan B, but with Mercury moving into your creativity sector, it’s also time to have a little fun. Plan to unwind this week and go see some local bands and mosh the stress out.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Antichrist – Thrash ’Til Death
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The past several weeks have been about separating yourself from that toxic ex-band member. You’re learning how to surround yourself with positive musicians and less drama. It’s time to put yourself first instead of doing what everyone else wants. This week, you have an opportunity to change your music on a foundational level. Instead of rushing the new album, channel your energy into creating your magnum opus.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Mournful Congregation – The Paling Crest
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Venus wraps up her time in your sign this week and leaves you with parting gifts of band merch and abundance. On the 15th, you meet a really cute metalhead while out, sparking a connection full of flirtation and friendship. You may run into some financial snags early in the week, but those will smooth over once Venus enters Virgo and your money sector on the 19th.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Mezzrow – King of The Infinite Void
Virgo (August 23 – September 23)
A solar eclipse in your sign is approaching, and this week might feel like you’re facing a wall of death. Petty arguments with a close friend or partner over subgenre definitions on the 17th could have you calling them a poser. Thankfully, Venus enters your sign on the 19th, bringing a glamorous hair-flip moment and a rare calm before next week’s eclipse rocks your world.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Aeternus – Existentialist Hunter
Libra (September 23 – October 21)
This whole summer, if not the last two years, has brought a lot of disappointment and heartache, especially in friendships. On the 15th, you solidify a bond with your dream metalhead connection. Someone who truly shares your musical taste. This boosts your morale and has you throwing the horns. Then on the 19th, your ruling planet Venus moves into Virgo and your unconscious sector. The next few weeks are for diving deep into your favorite bands’ back catalogs.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Soen – Lucidity
Scorpio (October 22 a November 21)
You’ve been practicing hard with your band, but the grind finally eases by the 15th. The last several weeks have kept you locked in with songwriting and rehearsal. Things start picking up next week as you get booked for gigs, so take time now to unwind, raise a glass, and toast to all the work you’ve put in.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Celtic Frost – Into The Crypts Of Rays
Sagitarius (November 22 – December 21)
The full itinerary for your world tour is finalized on the 15th. It’s been a long summer of back-and-forth with the label and managers, but it’s finally coming together. As you give yourself more space to enjoy your dreams coming true, doubts creep in about your career path. Don’t. Next week’s eclipse will bring clarity about your band’s future.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Amon Amarth – Ride For Vengeance
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’ve been angling for a lead singer position or trying to pick up a side gig, and on the 15th, you finally get that opportunity. Though the responsible thing would be to save, you’re tempted to start funneling extra funds into new music gear. You may also get an unexpected opportunity to tour with an A-list band on the 20th. Be careful what you wish for, you might end up on the road for months.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Bathory – Enter The Eternal Fire
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
On the 15th, a conversation with your lover or band changes your point of view. You’ve been feeling blessed by close relationships lately, and this is yet another reminder your band is irreplaceable. At the same time, stress about debts and cash flow weighs on you. This week, resist swiping your card for that shiny new guitar, your old axe still has riffs left in it.
Your Lucky Song As The Week: Oranssi Pazuzu – Saturaatio
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
This eclipse season has been like a mosh pit for you, Pisces. You’re slamming past your usual limits and feeling overwhelmed. Venus enters Virgo and your relationship sector on the 19th, bringing sweetness to your closest connections. You may also receive unexpected support from a family member. You didn’t think they understood your taste at all, but it turns out they’ve been secretly head banging to the same bands this whole time.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Agalloch – Dead Winter Days
Your horoscopes for September 14–20 are sealed in distortion and fate. Want more? Keep spinning through Metal Lair because in this lair, the music never sleeps, and neither do the stars. Stay brutal, stay true.
The stars don’t whisper, they scream in distortion. Whatever your sign, let the riffs guide you and never stop digging for the Deep Cuts: Metal’s Hidden Gems in your own life, because just like the underground, that’s where the real treasures are buried.
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Metalhead Horoscopes F.A.Q.
Q: Are these horoscopes real astrology or just jokes for metalheads?
A: Both. The horoscopes come from actual astrological forcasts, but the language is written in pure metalhead tongue- in-cheek because you deserve prophecy that sounds like a pit, not a PTA meeting.
Q: How do we pick the Lucky Song of the Week?
A: Each track is hand picked to echo the week’s cosmic vibe. If Mars is throwing horns, expect riffs sharp enough to cut steel. If the Moon is weeping in Virgo, you’ll get a track that slays with precision. No boring playlists, no cookie cutter picks. Just deep cuts: metals hidden gems and cult classics.
Q: Can metal really mix with astrology?
A: Of course. Both are about cycles, transformation, and intensity. Astrology tells you where the stars are screaming and metal tells you how to scream back.
Q: Why should I care about astrology if I only worship riffs and distortion?
A: Because the cosmos is basically the ultimate tour manager thats setting the stage, flipping the lights, and sometimes cancelling the gig. You don’t have to believe in it to bang your head to it.
Q: Do we take requests for Lucky Songs in our horoscopes?
A: Absolutely. Drop your ideas in the comments or shoot us a message. We might just spin your favorite band into the cosmic setlist next week.
Disclaimer: Reading these horoscopes may result in lost voices, broken strings, and the haunting truth that your ex really was a poser.