Welcome To Metal Lair’s Metalhead Horoscopes For The Week of September 8–14, 2025
Written By Sabbatha Ashvale
After a blood-soaked eclipse weekend, the cosmos doesn’t calm down, it smolders. The moon’s shadow still lingers, like feedback ringing in your ears after the amps cut.
The eclipse in Pisces ripped the sky wide open exposing ghosts, illusions, and truths we’d rather keep buried but there’s no unseeing it. With the Sun and Mercury locked in Virgo precision and a quarter moon screaming from Gemini, clarity and confusion duel like guitarists trading solos.
This week is about release, reset, and rewriting your setlist. Step out of comfort zones, face what’s crumbling, and remember growth feels like distortion before it sounds like harmony.
Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the eclipse lit up your 12th house, Aries, dragging shadows out from the corners of your subconscious. Endings, closures, old ghosts, it’s all on the table. Don’t dodge it. Burn the illusions that keep you chained, and trust your instincts. Dreams and intuition are your setlist this week,play them loud.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Green Carnation – My Dark Reflections of Life and Death
Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the moon rattles your 11th house of community, Taurus. Some crowds have been holding you back, and you know it. Eclipse energy clears dead weight so if the circle pit feels more like a cage, walk away from it. Seek out those who amplify your voice instead of muting it.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Green Carnation – The Burden is Mine…Alone
Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes your 10th house of career is lit like a stage under floodlights, Gemini. It’s time to face what’s not working in your grind. If the riffs feel stale, change the tuning. If the crowd’s not yours, find one that is. The eclipse demands you step into your true power, even if it means tearing down old scaffolding first.
Lucky Song: Fractal Gates – Illusional Dementia
Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes your ninth house is blasted wide open under this eclipse, Cancer. A blackened sky daring you to go further, faster and louder. Old fears crawl up from the depths like smoke from a funeral pyre, but they’re meant to be scorched, not savored. Don’t cling to the shoreline like a ghost of yourself. The ocean is raging, and your sails are stitched from bone and faith. Answer it, or drown.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Ghost Brigade – Architect of New Beginnings
Leo (Jul 23–Aug 22)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the eclipse hit your eighth house, Leo, dragging you into vulnerability and transformation. You’re used to roaring under spotlights, but this week the stage goes dark. Trust it. Let intimacy and honesty strip you bare. Rebirth only happens when you walk through the fire.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Daylight Dies – Solitary Refinement
Virgo (Aug 23–Sep 22)
This eclipse shines directly on your seventh house of partnerships, Virgo. Some connections will spark like two metalheads spotting each other in the wild. Others may fade and burn out. Don’t fight it. Relationships are being put under a microscope. What’s real will survive, what’s not will dissolve. And remember, in this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the Pisces energy makes love a little more tender.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: In Mourning – Colossus
Libra (Sep 23–Oct 22)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the eclipse tore into your sixth house, Libra, spotlighting self-care, routines, and habits. Your scales are out of balance. Youre spending too much on band teeshirts online and the universe won’t let you ignore it. Bad habits are breaking down, listen to your body, and get that extra sleep. Don’t treat self maintenance like weakness. It’s your metal armor.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Amenra – A Solitary Reign
Scorpio (Oct 23–Nov 21)
This weeks Metalhead Horoscopes has your fifth house lit up under the eclipse, Scorpio. Your creativity, joy and self-expression are ahining like a headlining band. But what’s blocking your art, fear, doubt or pride? Let it die. The eclipse demands you bleed onto the sheet music, scream into the mic, dance in the ashes. Stop hiding your fire. Write your next big hit.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Woods of Ypres – Kiss My Ashes (Goodbye)
Sagittarius (Nov 22–Dec 21)
In this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes your fourth house is under the eclipse spotlight, Sag, home, family, roots. You’re restless by nature and crave getting back on the road but right now the cosmos wants you grounded. Heal what’s broken under within yourself or the risk the band breaking up. Make your sanctuary a fortress of peace, not just a crash pad. The workd tour will still be there when youre truly ready.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Novembers Doom – The Day I Return
Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 19)
The eclipse scorches your third house of communication and truth in this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes Capricorn. Your lyrics cut deep now, more biting than you realize. Sing what needs to be heard, but wield your words like a sharpened battle axe, clean and precise, not reckless. Some of your songs may end chapters, but silence would be worse.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Dark Tranquility – For Broken Words
Aquarius (Jan 20–Feb 18)
This weeks Metalhead Horoscopes has your second house, money, possessions and self-worth in eclipse flames, Aquarius. All your bad habits with spending too much cash on vinyl, band merch and old beliefs about your own value must go. It’s time to burn all of them down. Free yourself from material chains, and own the fact that you deserve abundance without apology.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Eternal Tears of Sorrow – Dirge
Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20)
This weeks Metalhead Horoscopes the eclipse was in your sign, Pisces. Your first house of identity and self image. You’re shedding old skin and stepping into a new chapter whether you’re ready or not. Stop apologizing for who you are becoming. Dream bigger and walk taller. Drown out the inner critic and distortion and make way for new blast beats.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Swallow the Sun – New Moon
This week in Metal Lair’s Metalhead Horoscopes the eclipse has left the sky raw, and every sign carries scars from its shadow. But scars aren’t weakness, they’re proof you walked through fire and came out forged. The cosmos doesn’t hand out lullabies, it drops breakdowns, distortion, and riffs that demand you face yourself.
So crank it loud, live without apology, and remember, mayhem isn’t the end. It’s the beginning of something heavier, darker, and truer. Until next week, keep your horns high. 🤘
And don’t miss the latest drop of our Deep Cuts: Metal’s Hidden Gems series, where we unearth the riffs the stars forgot to tell you about.
Metalhead Horoscopes F.A.Q.
Q: Are these horoscopes real astrology or just jokes for metalheads?
A: Both. The horoscopes come from actual astrological forcasts, but the language is written in pure metalhead tongue- in-cheek because you deserve prophecy that sounds like a pit, not a PTA meeting.
Q: How do we pick the Lucky Song of the Week?
A: Each track is hand picked to echo the week’s cosmic vibe. If Mars is throwing horns, expect riffs sharp enough to cut steel. If the Moon is weeping in Virgo, you’ll get a track that slays with precision. No boring playlists, no cookie cutter picks. Just deep cuts: metals hidden gems and cult classics.
Q: Can metal really mix with astrology?
A: Of course. Both are about cycles, transformation, and intensity. Astrology tells you where the stars are screaming and metal tells you how to scream back.
Q: Why should I care about astrology if I only worship riffs and distortion?
A: Because the cosmos is basically the ultimate tour manager thats setting the stage, flipping the lights, and sometimes cancelling the gig. You don’t have to believe in it to bang your head to it.
Q: Do we take requests for Lucky Songs or custom horoscopes?
A: Absolutely. Drop your ideas in the comments or shoot us a message. We might just spin your favorite band into the cosmic setlist next week.
Disclaimer: Metalhead Horoscopes may result in whiplash, blown speakers, and the shocking discovery that your ex really was a Pisces crybaby.
