Welcome to our weekly metalhead horoscopes for the week of April 7-12 2025.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This week, you’re like a Slayer riff charging into a circle pit fast, fiery, and not stopping for anyone. But take a moment to climb the amp stack and get the high view. Big moves are coming, but they need timing like a well placed breakdown. Be patient, or you’ll end up moshing into a wall of reality.
Lucky song of the week:
Scorpions – Wind of Change
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Slow and heavy like doom metal, your vibe this week is all about letting things unfold at a glacial, cathedral shaking pace. Don’t force the riff, ride it. Avoid drama unless you’re headlining it with fog machines and fire. Trust the sludge, the riff will reveal its purpose.
Lucky Song of The Week
Prevail – There’s Fear In Letting Go
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re thrashing between moods faster than Dave Mustaine solos. Embrace it, this week is your progressive concept album. Step back, plug into your inner Opeth, and let the emotional riffs play out. You don’t have the full track listing yet, so don’t judge the album by the first track.
Lucky Song of The Week
All That Remains – Two Weeks
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re the bassist holding down the emotional low end for everyone else. Relationships are turning up to an 11, and you might find yourself headlining unexpected emotional festivals. Be real, be raw, but don’t try to headline every stage. Even Wacken has limits.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Hatebreed – Perseverance
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
This week, your creative fire is hotter than pyro technics at a gig. Expect setlist changes and technical hiccups but you were born to improvise. Tweak your tone, adjust the pedals, and own your spotlight. You’re writing new riffs that’ll stay stuck in the universe’s head.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Abyssus – Unleash the Storm
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re feeling everything right now like a black metal intro echoing through an icy forest. Channel that intensity into something real. Clean your vinyl, restring your axe, finish that side project EP. Turn anxiety into an underground masterpiece. Precision is your power riff.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Agalloch – In the Shadow of Our Pale Companion
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your week’s all about stage diving into relationships. Just make sure there’s someone in the crowd willing to catch you. The facts are your backstage pass right now. Don’t make promises you can’t keep, unless you want your tour bus to break down mid route. Harmonize, but don’t over polish the mix.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Walk With Me in Hell – Lamb of God
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
This week is pure death metal. Deep, intense, and revelatory. Truths are crawling from the crypt, and you’re about to see the real face beneath the corpse paint. Keep your words sharp, your eyes open, and remember, what looks chaotic may be part of a cosmic blast beat in disguise.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Opeth – Universal Truth
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Everyone’s looking at you like you’re the frontperson of Sleep Token. But while you’re busy shredding, don’t forget to tune. This week is about planting riffs that need time to grow. Not everyone’s ready for your concept album yet. Drop teasers, not the full album.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Tetrarch – You Never Listen
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re feeling suspicious, like someone just said nu-metal is “real metal.” Trust that instinct, but don’t let it keep you from jamming. Home, friends, and foundations are tuning up. Expect passionate power chords and maybe some unexpected stage dives. Don’t flinch, embrace the heat.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
System of A Down – Snowblind
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This week brings chaos, like mixing genres at a metal fest. But chaos births genius, just ask Devin Townsend. Rethink, rewire, reforge. If the venue ain’t ready, don’t play yet. Plan your setlist carefully. Your next track could blow minds if timed right.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Krypteia- Chaos Imperium
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re the ethereal intro track before the epic drops. Everyone depends on you, but don’t let them drain your creative signal. This week, channel your inner shoegaze metal hybrid. Be dreamy, but with distortion. The healing is happening like a slow burn. Its a drone metal outro, but it’s real.
Your Lucky Song of The Week
Slowdive – So Tired
