Written By Sabbatha Ashvale
This week in Metalhead Horoscopes: August 24–30, 2025 the Sun storms into Virgo on August 24, demanding order, discipline, and clarity but make no mistake, this isn’t about cleaning your room, it’s about tuning your strings, sharpening your riffs, and finding your place on stage. By August 25, Venus struts into Leo like a headliner in leather and eyeliner, turning love, loyalty, and grand gestures into full blown arena anthems. Expect a week that moshes between grounded responsibility and fiery self expression. Just like a setlist that mixes doom with thrash, black and a touch of glam.
This is a time to take stock on doing your part in the metal community. Whether you’re digging for rare vinyl, running around in the circle pit, crafting your aesthetic with band tees and long hair, or losing yourself in the labyrinth of riffs and horror films, remember that metal is more than music it’s a culture. The pit is a crucible where individuality and unity collide.
This week, expect riffs of self discovery, breakdowns of old patterns, and crescendos of confidence. Just remember the cardinal rule. No karate in the pit!
Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19)
The cosmic amps are cranked, and you’re suddenly staring down a setlist of work that feels like a never ending double kick drum assault. But Venus drops into Leo like a power ballad between blast beats, reminding you that romance and friendship can still be loud, sweaty, and exhilarating. If you’re single, the pit might just shove you straight into your next destined stage diving partner. Mid week, don’t fall for false notes, tune your instincts and keep it heavy. By Saturday, expect some mind melting breakdowns that force you to face your own shadows. Choose the righteous riff, not the cheap distortion.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Goatwhore – Baring Teeth For Revolt
Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)
Romance hits like a soaring Iron Maiden chorus this week. You’re fueled by creativity, fun, and maybe a few late night jam sessions. But watch your spending. That new vinyl box set or merch haul could devour your paycheck like a hungry pit demon. Mid week, you’ll be handed tasks that feel like roadie work. Necessary, sweaty, and not as glamorous, but crucial for keeping your show on the road. Saturday, an encounter feels like stepping into a haunted crypt of secrets. Sexy, mysterious, and slightly dangerous. Play it like doom metal: slow, heavy, and deliberate.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Windhand – Orchard
Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)
It’s pruning season, Gemini. Replace the broken strings, oil the fretboard, and cut ties with riffs and relationships that no longer resonate. Your domestic world is under the spotlight, and like a true prog-metal epic, there are multiple time signatures clashing at once. Mid week, you’re torn between romance and the obligations of daily life. If someone new enters late Tuesday, don’t dismiss it, it could be a destiny level collaboration. By the weekend, crank up the amps. You’ll be vibing with fresh riffs, new friends, and the thrill of unexplored sonic landscapes.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Cynic – How Could I
Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22)
This week plays like a thrash song. Fast, noisy, packed with errands, travel, and endless chatter. Money riffs are humming in the background, but don’t get distracted by the distortion. Monday brings some static. A sour chord in your communications. Stay cool, it’ll pass. Mid-week, home life steps up with the weight of a doom riff, but the weekend brings you back into the fire of creativity and romance. By Saturday, you’re in the pit, sweaty, bruised, and alive, realizing that sometimes chaos is its own form of catharsis.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Swallow The Sun – Cathedral Walls
Leo (Jul 23–Aug 22)
You’re riding high on a money riff right now, Leo. Cash, possessions, and maybe a little casual indulgences are on the table. Like finally grabbing that first pressed vinyl or limited run hoodie. Venus pumps up your stage presence, giving you the aura of a frontman basking in a wall of spotlights. Mid-week brings tough choices. Cut ties with someone holding you back or dive into a new, fated connection. By the weekend, you’re full throttle again, reveling in romance, spectacle, and maybe a little gambling, because nothing screams metal like risking it all on a single, thunderous chord.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Gorguts – Pleiades’ Dust
Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 22)
Happy Solar Return, Virgo. It’s your season, and you’re stepping out like the frontman who deserves to be center stage. Your charisma is maxed out, your riffs are tight, and your fans are ready to circle pit around your energy. But cash is moving faster than a Slayer solo. Control your spending before it vanishes in the merch booth haze. Mid week, the world demands paperwork and errands. Think tour logistics. Keep your head up and your pen sharp. By Saturday, you’re torn between the mosh pit and the couch. Choose wisely, but don’t forget, even legends need rest.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Mastodon – Divinations
Libra (Sept 23–Oct 22)
Your energy dips this week like an encore ballad after a relentless set. Take this as your time to rest, reflect, and plan the next big arena show. Behind the scenes, the riffs of research, strategy, and shadow work dominate. Venus still keeps you attractive, though you’re basically the mysterious band member fans obsess over. Mid week, you may get pulled into money matters or sensual entanglements. Saturday jolts you into a faster tempo with new friends, casual hangs, and maybe even a flirtation that sparks like pyrotechnics onstage.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Testament – Infanticide A. I.
Scorpio (Oct 23–Nov 21)
The pit is all yours this week, Scorpio. Your social life swells like a festival crowd chanting for an encore. Friends, parties, flings, you’re in the spotlight. Just steer clear of toxic people and sketchy venues where the wrong energy lingers. Mid week, retreat to recharge your venom and sharpen your claws. By Friday night, your charisma explodes like glow in the dark corpse paint under UV lights and you’ll be unstoppable. Saturday’s all about indulgence: vinyl hauls, sexy encounters, or heady philosophy sessions over beer and riffs. You’re a master of the shadows and this week, the crowd is singing your name.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Disection – Where Dead Angels Lie
Sagittarius (Nov 22–Dec 21)
Your ambitions roar like a stadium anthem, Sagittarius. The next few weeks are about climbing higher professionally, personally and spiritually. Think of it as playing the main stage at Wacken after years of club gigs. Mid week, you’ll be tempted by friends, parties, and pit camaraderie. Dive in, but don’t lose sight of the main riff. Retreat toward the weekend, rest your voice, and tune your strings. Saturday bursts open with social sparks again, and someone new might just throw metal horns your way.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Agalloch – The Astral Dialogue
Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 19)
The vibe shifts into philosophy, travel, and lyrical truths this week, Capricorn. Just like a prog metal song. You’re craving the big picture, the long road, the epic odyssey. Work may feel like a drag, but you’re destined to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Mid week, new riffs dominate. Step it up, shred hard, and show the record label execs why you deserve the spotlight. The weekend turns social, with pits and parties lifting your horns skyward. Just remember to retreat when you need to. Even the strongest bassist needs to rest his fingers.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Bathory – Twilight of the Gods
Aquarius (Jan 20–Feb 18)
Your week is drenched in shadows and secrets, Aquarius. The riffs get darker, heavier and sexier. Like a doom metal descent. Finances, investments, and forbidden desires surface, daring you to play with fire. Mid week, higher learning and expansive thoughts crash in like a prog metal bridge, big, weird, and profound. By Friday night, you’re back in writing mode, ready to create your magnum opus. Saturday brings the band together with plenty of social chaos, and somewhere in the crowd, an unexpected connection could become your encore.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Ihsahn – Celestial Violence
Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20)
It’s all about relationships this week, Pisces. Partnerships, alliances, and enemies step onto your stage, forcing you into the pit of diplomacy. Mid week, secrets and shadows stir, urging you to dig deep, whether in love, sex, or financial matters. By the weekend, your mood turns mystical and mellow, craving big ideas, philosophy, or even a late night fantasy binge with horror flicks and vinyl spinning. Saturday is ambitious so dress like you’re about to rendezvous with the headlining band backstage. The universe is calling you to step up.
Your lucky Song of The Week: Alcest – Percées de lumière
On this weeks Metalhead Horoscopes: August 24–30, 2025 the amps fade and the smoke machines hiss their last breath, remember that this week is all about finding your balance between chaos and control, fire and earth, blast beats and silence. Virgo season calls you to sharpen your riffs and get your life in tune, while Venus in Leo demands you play your heart out like it’s the last show on earth.
Whether you’re moshing at a local gig, unearthing rare vinyls, or just blasting your favorite band in your sanctuary, metal is your compass, your rebellion, and your catharsis. The pit may be wild, the riffs may be relentless, but in that storm you find your tribe and yourself.
Throw your horns high, bang your head, and scream your truth. The universe is your stage, and this week, you’re the star.
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Metalhead Horoscopes F.A.Q.
Q: Are these horoscopes real astrology or just jokes for metalheads?
A: Both. The horoscopes come from actual astrological forcasts, but the language is written in pure metalhead tongue- in-cheek because you deserve prophecy that sounds like a pit, not a PTA meeting.
Q: How do we pick the Lucky Song of the Week?
A: Each track is hand picked to echo the week’s cosmic vibe. If Mars is throwing hands, expect riffs sharp enough to cut steel. If the Moon is weeping in Virgo, you’ll get a track that slays with precision. No boring playlists, no cookie cutter picks. Just deep cuts, cult classics, and hidden gems.
Q: Can metal really mix with astrology?
A: Of course. Both are about cycles, transformation, and intensity. Astrology tells you where the stars are screaming and metal tells you how to scream back.
Q: Why should I care about astrology if I only worship riffs and distortion?
A: Because the cosmos is basically the ultimate tour manager thats setting the stage, flipping the lights, and sometimes cancelling the gig. You don’t have to believe in it to bang your head to it.
Q: Do we take requests for Lucky Songs or custom horoscopes?
A: Absolutely. Drop your ideas in the comments or shoot us a message. We might just spin your favorite band into the cosmic setlist next week.
Disclaimer: Metalhead Horoscopes may cause excessive headbanging, spontaneous air-guitar solos, or sudden realizations that your boss is definitely a Capricorn.
“The universe is a stage and every sign is a band. Some are headlining. Some are imploding. All are loud.” Sabbatha Ashevale
Sabbatha Ashvale is Metal Lairs Metalhead Horoscopes resident doom priestess and celestial saboteur. Born under a blood moon and raised on black metal and runes made from bone, she charts the stars the way others read liner notes. Loud, cryptic, and a little dangerous. Her horoscopes are less “love & light” and more “light the match and face the void.”
Each week, Sabbatha conjures your fate from the flaming wreckage of planetary chaos, translating cosmic noise into prophecy for the pit. Whether the stars are moshing or meditating, she’ll tell you what it means with riffs, realness, and a side of gutterals. Welcome to Metal Lairs Metalhead Horoscopes.
