Weekly Metalhead Horoscopes for September 21 – September 27: What the stars have in store for every zodiac sign revealed
Written By Sabbatha Ashvale
The cosmos never stops thrashing, and neither should you. This week’s lineup of planetary riffs and celestial breakdowns has every sign tuning into a different frequency of chaos, love, and ambition. Whether you’re shredding through career solos, finding harmony in unexpected duets, or headbanging through personal storms, the stars are dropping a setlist you won’t want to miss.
So throw up the horns, metalheads, here’s your forecast for the week ahead, with riffs, screams, and surprises written in the skies.
ARIES: MAR 21 – APR 20
Mars’s pyrotechnics flare from the stage this week in your zone of being in the band you most want to be in. This is an Aries wake-up call to get back to a song change process you may have paused, or just started to question. Now you have the extra energy to push through.
The sun, meanwhile, shines on relationships, and even older metalhead love connections could have a happy outcome.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Municipal Waste – Breath
TAURUS: APR 21 – MAY 21
You have all the Venus tricks up your metalhead love sleeve to surprise partners with everything from extra pleasure to unexpected proposals.
Meanwhile your work chart benefits from the sun’s optimism, helping you see past the wall of death with grace and generosity.
You can headbang to the music through tough circumstances. The new moon points to new starts in a family, no matter what.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Horrendous – The Blaze
GEMINI: MAY 22 – JUNE 21
You can take a run at that moshpit that have so far eluded you and cross and mosh with the best of them. How you evolve as a metalhead is changing fast, try to give people around you the chance to catch up.
A home-focused new moon can indicate a change of address, or the chance to make the one you have feel fresh and fascinating. But you must grab chances straight away, don’t delay.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Hellripper – Goat Vomit Nightmare
CANCER: JUNE 22 – JULY 22
A communication moon unlocks lyrics that have been stuck in stalemate and a collaboration can be far closer than you think, so be ready.
You have a special talent for writing difficult compositions for the right audience at the right time but this may take its toll.
So make sure you take the time for regular self-care to recharge and regroup if necessary. The luck factor awaits you.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: So Hideous – Souvenir (Echo)
LEO: JULY 23 – AUG 23
The sun’s on the move and you can feel the effects of your ruler stronger than a blast beat. When you sing you can be heard, when you listen, you can learn.
But do make sure you balance riffs and melodic elements right. In love? Make sure you bring them on tour with you.
Single? “The One” wears a black teeshirt with your favorite metal band on it. A new moon signifying money adds value to a full set list.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Gloryhammer – Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
VIRGO: AUG 24 – SEPT 22
Your own-sign combination of sun strength and new moon instinct is one to watch so you don’t just feel the metal, you hear it. The riffs others miss, you are inspired to play. This can catapult you up an elite list of A-list bands.
As for love, with Venus looking down on your sign doubts can disappear overnight. If you’re single you’ll find your metalhead connection as the passion planets are throwing you the metal horns.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Obsidian Tide – The Undying Flames
LIBRA: SEPT 23 – OCT 23
Don’t waste your best shredding for anything or anyone that doesn’t deserve it. The power chords are 100% your decision to write..
Mars may take you to the circle pit but in your heart you still long to be watching on the sidelines. Remember that harsh vocals aren’t always the way to go. You can balance in clean vocals sometimes. The suns on your side now to take on that world tour for the win.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Zeal & Ardor – Death to the Holy
SCORPIO: OCT 24 – NOV 22
The new moon opens up a breakdown so you can focus on who deserves a solo in your life, and who needs to get cut out. The results may surprise you, but deep down you know why.
Sweep picking of guitar solos are a good idea in your song writing process. Drop tunings like Drop D can work best when you set your imagination free. This can mean being more complex with your music.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Immolation – When The Jackals Come
SAGITTARIUS: NOV 23 – DEC 21
The right instincts may seem too low-fidelity at first but keeping your eye on the prize is the right motivation and the moon can guide you to success.You are ready to see yourself and your musical skills in such a fresh, exciting way.
Love is in the air this week, no posers allowed! Be authentic about your feelings.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Alien Weaponry – Kai Tangata
CAPRICORN: DEC 22 – JAN 20
When the sun joins Mercury in your fame sector you don’t just see your next big hit, you’re half-way to making it happen. Be brutal and confident. Both creativity and execution are in high supply. Your gutterals are unmatched.
Love is teaching you far more than you realise. Single? A returning metalhead colleague has it all.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Revocation – Of Unworldly Origin
AQUARIUS: JAN 21 – FEB 18
There’s a Kvlt energy added to your usual cool performance as the warrior planet commands your ambition zone. You can forget caution and aim straight for the top. But don’t forget the musians that helped you along the way.
In love? A new moon encourages total role reversals.Single? Your metalhead soulmate is out there headbanging somewhere.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Igorrr – Parpaing (feat. George Fisher)
PISCES: FEB 19 – MAR 20
When you feel in the groove, you need to show it to all your band mates and fans. Your heart and mind is wide open.
So secret collaborations behind your back will not sit well with you. But the ongoing relationship reassurance of Venus is the support you need to keep pushing for passion and change.
A new moon of ideals can get agreements over the line, even if they’ve been delayed – so check paperwork is up to date.
Your Lucky Song of The Week: Harakiri for the Sky – Sing for the Damage We’ve Done
“Your destiny is written in the stars… but your setlist is still up to you. Make it heavy.” Check back next week when the cosmos inevitably tells you to buy more vinyl you don’t have shelf space for.”
“If you missed last week’s Metalhead Horoscopes, check them out here.”
Metalhead Horoscopes F.A.Q.
Q: Are these horoscopes real astrology or just jokes for metalheads?
A: Both. The horoscopes come from actual astrological forcasts, but the language is written in pure metalhead tongue- in-cheek because you deserve prophecy that sounds like a pit, not a PTA meeting.
Q: How do we pick the Lucky Song of the Week?
A: Each track is hand picked to echo the week’s cosmic vibe. If Mars is throwing horns, expect riffs sharp enough to cut steel. If the Moon is weeping in Virgo, you’ll get a track that slays with precision. No boring playlists, no cookie cutter picks. Just deep cuts: metals hidden gems and cult classics.
Q: Can metal really mix with astrology?
A: Of course. Both are about cycles, transformation, and intensity. Astrology tells you where the stars are screaming and metal tells you how to scream back.
Q: Why should I care about astrology if I only worship riffs and distortion?
A: Because the cosmos is basically the ultimate tour manager thats setting the stage, flipping the lights, and sometimes cancelling the gig. You don’t have to believe in it to bang your head to it.
Q: Do we take requests for Lucky Songs in our horoscopes?
A: Absolutely. Drop your ideas in the comments or shoot us a message. We might just spin your favorite band into the cosmic setlist next week.
Disclaimer: Reading these horoscopes may result in lost voices, broken strings, and the haunting discovery that your corpse paint looks suspiciously like KISS.”
