Metalhead Horoscopes

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Easter: The Resurrection with Riffs
While pastel bunnies and candy coated eggs take center stage in the mainstream, metalheads know Easter’s roots run deeper and darker. The holiday marks the resurrection of Christ, one of history’s most brutal comebacks rising from the dead like a true frontman returning for an encore after the crucifixion tour. But did you know the name Easter comes from Ä’ostre, an ancient pagan goddess of spring and fertility? That’s right, before it was about holy revivals, it was about seasonal rebirth, primal forces, and ritual celebration. So whether you’re cracking open eggs or cracking open a cold one, remember: Easter’s always been metal, it’s about death, resurrection, and the eternal cycle of destruction and creation. Crank up the Sabbath and hail the rising sun. Without further adieu heres the weekly horoscopes for the week of April 20th to April 26th 2025


Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Time to sharpen your axe mentally and musically. This week demands strategy, focus, and dedication to your craft. Whether you’re shredding on your six string or navigating life’s chaos, expect breakthroughs. That long overdue recognition? It’s heading your way, horns up. Don’t let the extra paperwork or minor setbacks kill your vibe. They’re just background noise. An influential woman maybe a scene veteran or industry ally could be your unexpected roadie. When it comes to love, don’t dive headfirst into the pit; wait, watch, and see who’s worth your energy. Family’s calling so lend a hand when needed. Financially you need to play it cool. Don’t blow your savings on limited edition vinyl just yet.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Killswitch Engage – Embrace The Journey


Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You’re built for endurance but this week you will need to take it easy. Delays are annoying, but this downtime may be the universe’s way of fine tuning your next track. Chill out, Taurus the worst case scenario is just noise in your head. Love wise, a partner may act a little too possessive. Exercise communication over confrontation and keep it real. Money wise, now’s the time to review your financial stash with the help of someone who understands more than just metal merch. Health stays solid, but don’t ignore tension. Throw on your favorite doom metal record and let it drain your stress.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Om – State of Non-Return


Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Practice makes power chords perfect. Your restless mind needs structure now more than ever. No more chaotic jam sessions. Schedule a rehearsal and practice shredding with purpose. You’re waking up to your own patterns and seeing where change is needed. The grind at work may feel thankless, but stay relentless as your breakthrough is on the horizon. Elders or mentors in the scene are your source of fuel and focus now. Financially, stick with what works and hold off on pricey gear upgrades. Take care of your body, it’s your instrument. You don’t want to be out of tune.

Lucky Song of The Week

Dawn of Victory – Rhapsody


Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re handling more than just the drum kit right now and it’s like running a one person band. Everyone wants a piece of you and the demand is real. Set boundaries, take breaks, and crank up your favorite sludge metal to drown out the stress. Flexibility is key especially with unexpected changes at home. A family gathering may stir the pot. An old friend or bandmate might reappear so remain open. Your nervous system is waving a red flag, don’t ignore it. You’ve got ideas brewing for side projects or income streams. Make sure to explore them.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Sepultura- Inner Self


Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
This week is a stage dive into the unknown and you’ll land just fine. Trust the crowd to catch you. Now’s the time to leave behind dead end jobs, stale relationships, and creative blocks. Blaze a new trail with full volume confidence. Your bold energy draws opportunities, whether it’s a new ride, a place to call your own, or a thrilling new romance. You’re craving something raw and electrifying don’t settle for background noise. Channel that fire and do everything your own way. Your vitality’s peaking, so ride the lightning.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Evile – The Unknown


Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
The weight of expectations is heavier than a double kick drum assault. You’re used to handling everything, but even a tour manager needs backup. Delegate. Say no. Save your spine and your sanity. A recurring ache? That’s your body screaming for rest, not more caffeine. Time to add a little self-care to your setlist. Home life needs structure. Time to teach the younger headbangers some responsibility. Financial planning is smart now. Don’t worry about band merch, just map out your future, especially while things feel uncertain.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Fractal Universe – A Clockwork Expectation


Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
This week’s all about structure and tightening your riffs and life. If you’ve been just coasting along you might get a cosmic body slam in the pit. Relationships might hit a sour note so be the first to get things back in tune. Advice from another metalhead could shift your whole mindset. Don’t ignore it. Be cautious with online payments don’t get scammed buying a “rare” first press. A new wellness routine can help you feel more in control. Balance is your superpower use it.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Shadows Fall – The Art of Balance


Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
This week, your inner beast is awake. Channel it into action. No more stalling it’s time to manifest those goals like you’re headlining your own festival. That tense situation in love? A little vulnerability could turn it into something beautiful. Let your guard down just a little. Don’t let ego scream louder than your heart. On the health front, cut back on the junk and hydrate between gigs and mosh pits. Financially, you’re fine if you stay smart and don’t blow cash on impulse.

Lucky Song of The Week

Sacred Reich – Manifest Reality


Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Say less and shred more. Your usual bluntness might backfire, so dial it back. Keep your plans close to your battle vest for now. There’s power in mystery. Turn your frustrations into metal balads. Home life is grounding right now, maybe it’s time to host a metal movie night or start that DIY home studio. Thinking of studying music production or a new skill? The stars say go for it. Be tactful about owed cash as it’s a touchy subject.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Avatar – A Secret Door


Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’ve fought through obstacles like a true warrior, and now the stage is yours. Your hard work’s getting noticed keep your riffs tight and your message clear. But don’t forget your personal life. That friend or partner who says you’re MIA? They miss you. Balance your ambitions with some downtime. Love may show up in the inbox, not the pit so stay open. Financially you’re steady, just avoid spiraling into obsessive worry. Not everything needs to be dissected.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Freedom Call – Warriors


Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Your energy is bouncing around like a thrash solo. Its hard to focus, right? Try grounding yourself. Meditation, fresh air, or even a long solo hike with a crust punk playlist might help. You’re overthinking the future. You need to come back to the present. That young rebel in your life? They’re not trying to drive you nuts they’re just testing the boundaries. Handle it coolly. Money issues feel a little annoying, but stay objective. Detach instead of obsessing.

Lucky Song of The Week:

Krypteia – Chaos Imperium


Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
The cosmos is tossing a gift your way and its something you’ve longed for. But be careful what you wish for, and make sure it aligns with your soul, not just your fantasy. A new face in your circle could become your next band mate or even romantic partner. Someone’s envious of what you’ve got so ignore their negativity. You’ve learned a lot lately especially about managing your money and energy. Keep those lessons close. Your health is improving, just stay mindful and don’t sabotage your progress with late night nachos.

Lucky Song of The Week

Bad Omens – Careful What You Wish For

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